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The Games
Easter Egg Hunt
21 questions about the hidden numbers woven through the book. Halving rewards. Can you find them all?
⚡ Up to 781 sats · Halving cycle rewards
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The Gift
Christmas 2003. Frank wraps something small and sets it under the tree. You are Joey at twelve years old.
⚡ Up to 150 sats
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The Mining Sim
2009. A terminal. A block reward of 50 BTC. Start mining and watch the blockchain grow.
⚡ 10 sats per block mined
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Cold Storage
Open the robot. Reveal what's scratched inside the metal. The key is split — the way his father taught him.
⚡ 200 sats
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The Value Chart
Watch 1 Bitcoin climb from $0 in 2009 to $2.8 million by 2034. Your mining stash grows with it.
⚡ 100 sats for watching through
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The Joseph Parallel
Match scenes from the novel to their Genesis source. Gold coins for each match. Convert to sats.
⚡ Up to 500 sats
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The Dreamer's Path
A choose-your-own-path story. You are Joey at seventeen. The robot sits on your desk. The brothers are watching.
⚡ Up to 300 sats
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Orange Robot Trader
Ride the candles. Buy the dip, hold through the fear, and learn why Joey never sold. Time in the market beats timing the market.
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Bitcoin Blitz!
A fast-paced arcade rush. Grab the coins, dodge the FUD, and stack sats before the clock runs out.
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The Famine Years
Fourteen years to steward a household. Store through the plenty, ration through the famine — Genesis 41, one harvest at a time.
⚡ Up to 300 sats
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Twelve Words
Reconstruct a real BIP39 seed phrase from twelve scattered clues before the vault re-locks. Real checksum math, right in your browser.
⚡ Up to 250 sats
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Cipher of Egypt
Pharaoh dreams three times. Break a Caesar cipher, a substitution cipher, and an XOR cipher to interpret them — real cryptography, no black boxes.
⚡ Up to 220 sats
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The Steady Hand
Lump sum vs. dollar-cost averaging, backtested on real historical Bitcoin prices. Pick a window and see what actually happened.
⚡ Up to 200 sats
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The Tower of Twenty-One
A real Tower of Hanoi puzzle — the same doubling math behind Bitcoin's halving schedule. Move the stack, one key at a time.
⚡ Up to 200 sats
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High Iron
Climb the scaffolding, balance against the wind, and time the 2x4 across every gap. It gets worse the higher you go.
⚡ Up to 250 sats
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The Humanity Act
Solve a desk crossword, then set the ratio yourself — how much of the workforce stays human, and what it actually costs either way.
⚡ Up to 250 sats
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Six Hours
Real blackjack, roulette, and craps odds. You're Mike, starting with thirty thousand and fifty dollars. The only real decision is when to stop.
⚡ Up to 250 sats
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