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Easter Egg Hunt
21 questions about the hidden numbers woven through the book. Halving rewards. Can you find them all?
⚡ Up to 781 sats · Halving cycle rewards
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The Gift
Christmas 2003. Frank wraps something small and sets it under the tree. You are Joey at twelve years old.
⚡ Up to 150 sats
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The Mining Sim
2009. A terminal. A block reward of 50 BTC. Start mining and watch the blockchain grow.
⚡ 10 sats per block mined
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Cold Storage
Open the robot. Reveal what's scratched inside the metal. The key is split — the way his father taught him.
⚡ 200 sats
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The Value Chart
Watch 1 Bitcoin climb from $0 in 2009 to $2.8 million by 2034. Your mining stash grows with it.
⚡ 100 sats for watching through
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The Joseph Parallel
Match scenes from the novel to their Genesis source. Gold coins for each match. Convert to sats.
⚡ Up to 500 sats
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The Dreamer's Path
A choose-your-own-path story. You are Joey at seventeen. The robot sits on your desk. The brothers are watching.
⚡ Up to 300 sats
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Orange Robot Trader
Ride the candles. Buy the dip, hold through the fear, and learn why Joey never sold. Time in the market beats timing the market.
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Bitcoin Blitz!
A fast-paced arcade rush. Grab the coins, dodge the FUD, and stack sats before the clock runs out.
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